And here’s another thing I hate: when weird naked chicks start following me on tumblr and twitter.  I’m not a man.  It’s not that I hate nudity, but a nude woman and a naked chick are two completley different things.  A nude woman would never follow a stranger on tumblr or twitter. A nude woman just lies on the beach looking beautiful, no matter how old she is or what her body type is.  A naked chick is between 19 and 21 years old, probably has had some cosmetic surgery, her picture is air-brushed, and she ALWAYS wants something from you, usually money…

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