December 2011
3 posts
bestrooftalkever:
bisforpiano:
“It’s a Rap...
November 2011
8 posts
Best Roof Talk Ever: We're all off the field →
The best commentary on this story I’ve seen so far:
bestrooftalkever:
When the Penn State scandal broke this week, I was really bummed out about it. It had nothing to do with a love or respect for Joe Paterno (or any kind of significant lack thereof). It was because I had the misfortune (or in hindsight, perhaps blessing) of going to a school without a football…
bestrooftalkever:
Things that I will probably tolerate this week:
Jokes about Herman Cain and his unwanted flirtatious/sexual advances towards his accuser, Sharon Bialek.
Things that I will probably not tolerate this week:
Jokes about Justin Bieber, then 16 years old, having sex with “an adult.”
Things that I will definitely not tolerate this week:
Anything related to that terrible story...
There are some things for which I can be proud...
So, this morning on the way to work I did not buy a pack of cigarettes, nor did I stop at McDonald’s to get a nasty, greasy breakfast sandwich. I came in to the office, made some tea (ginger/lemon, mmmm!), and ate half of my lunch of brown & long grain rice with vegetables. WIN!!
Actually, this looks much better in print than it really feels. I’m not in an ecstatic mood, but I...
October 2011
15 posts
7 tags
September 2011
5 posts
June 2011
3 posts
I live sweat...: "If this show is 'All Ages',... →
ilivesweat:
As a 47 year old who goes to shows and NEVER lies about her age, I love this woman!!
(Photo by Roland J. Wall)
I have a ticket for the Flatliners/DayTrader/Holy Mess show at The Fire in Philadelphia in two weeks, and my…
And here’s another thing I hate: when weird naked chicks start following me on tumblr and twitter. I’m not a man. It’s not that I hate nudity, but a nude woman and a naked chick are two completley different things. A nude woman would never follow a stranger on tumblr or twitter. A nude woman just lies on the beach looking beautiful, no matter how old she is or what her body...
I lay in bed listening to the whir of the air conditioning unit outside the door. The sound reminds me of summer vacations at cheap hotels. And I suddenly feel lonely lying here all alone.
May 2011
2 posts
And here's...
And here’s something else that annoys the hell out of me: People who try to do really rediculous things to make up for the really heinous things that they have done, or are doing.
JVDD
He sits on the bed with his basketball shorts on, his dingy grey hospital gown draped around his neck like the cape of some deranged superhero. “I had no idea it was going to be so boring in here!” Well no shit, Sherlock. It’s a mental hospital, there’s no tv, no pictures on the wall, your bed doesn’t even go up and down like at a regular hospital because there...
April 2011
3 posts
I love this girl!
mjangry:
Incriminatimg this challenge is… but better here than FB.
Untitled: Day 1 →
mjangry:
1. I won’t do this on FB bc I deplore may people that do. 2. I bite my nails. Yah, I know it’s gross, eff off. 3. I’m trying to lose weight… maybe I shouldn’t have stopped working out, haha! 4. I wish I had the self motivation to be a house wife. 4. I’m a Soldier, it’s cool. 5. I find it really…
January 2011
4 posts
The dash is NOT silent...
List of cool/strange first and last names (you guess which is which):
Note: I started this list months ago, and I haven’t come across any new ones, so here are my “top three”.
La-sha: The dash is NOT silent. Go ahead, say it out loud.
Vanderslice: I just KNOW there’s a dirty joke in there somewhere. Actually, any name that begins with Van-der is gonna be a good one....
December 2010
4 posts
You know it’s really over when you’ve erased his dick pics from your phone…
Neighbors
So, I’m driving home from the market today, I’m looking at the Christmas lights that are already up (it’s December 2nd, for Pete’s sake!). And I start thinking about my lovely suburban neighbors, you know, the one’s with the two cheerleader daughters who are now both sorority sisters. The ones who the day after they had their WHOLE FAMILY over for Thanksgiving,...
November 2010
1 post
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
2 posts
